Today’s Rental is “Are you a giant anonymous person? Are you devoid of character?”

This rental is located at 13th and Harvard Street, NW. The Craigslist ad says:

“$1499 / 350ft2 – Boutique Studio at The Red Elephant – Nov 1

“Studio at The Red Elephant

Are you a giant anonymous person? Are you devoid of character? If you’re not, why would you live in a giant anonymous building devoid of character?

Instead, have a look at The Red Elephant at 2906 13th Street in Columbia Heights. Originally built in 1907 and given a completely new life in 2014, this 7 unit boutique building offers a perfect balance of privacy and community, unbeatable location, quality modern finishes, and original details.

$1,499/mo plus $100/mo fixed utilities.

This Studio Features:

– 13′ Cathedral ceiling and exposed brick. (unit pictured has a lower ceiling)
– Tons of beautiful natural light.
– Includes kitchenette (induction cooktop, microwave & fridge), plus a common area/dinner party room with a full kitchen and gas range.
– A customizable wardrobe is included with the studio.
– Indoor bicycle parking so your ride is always safe and dry.
– Exposed brick, recessed LED lighting, granite countertops and more – all condo level finishes.
– Outdoor planting area for your herb growing and flower blooming needs.
– 350 sf.

The Location:

– 2 Blocks to Columbia Heights Metro station
– Easy walking distance to D. C.’s best neighborhoods as well as local bars, restaurants, grocery, shopping and more.
– The airbnb description of Columbia Heights is a good summary if you don’t know the neighborhood (no airbnb links allowed on CL).

The Skinny:

– Available November 1
– 1 year lease automatically converting to month-to-month afterward.
– 1 month security deposit.
– Fixed-price utilities includes laundry, heat, a/c, high-speed wireless internet, electric, water, trash/recycling collection, gas, common-area cleaning service, and snow removal. $100/month.
– Lovingly owner-managed by a super-responsive local landlord with tenant references available.
– Free washer/dryers on top and bottom floors.
– No smoking or pets.”