“Dear PoPville,
My motorcycle was stolen yesterday morning around Bloomingdale on the corner of 2nd and Florida Ave NW. I’m desperately trying to find it. It’s a maroon 1985 Honda Nighthawk 450. One identifying feature is the left pipe is matte while the other is shiny. If spotted please call police referencing report #18129545 and alert Officer Quenterra Carey, badge #2869. The license plate number (if it’s still on there) is MR9659. You can also email sightings to [email protected]”