“What bastard would do such a thing!?!?!”

“Dear PoPville,

I often visit the Michelle Obama Little Free Library at the corner of 16th/Q NW–I probably drop off more than I pick up. It’s such a great idea.

Anyway, Saturday afternoon I went by there on my way to Miss Pixie’s, and was really upset to find someone had broken the whole door. What bastard would do such a thing!?!?!”