Amazing. Thanks to Jennifer for sending this Airbnb listing:
“Pirate Ship Playhouse w/twin airbed
Upper Marlboro
Spend the night in a Pirate Ship Playhouse w/twin airbed. My lot is wooded and you’ll have a blast reliving your childhood. Outdoor shower and portable toilet access. The cabin is comfy or sleep on the top deck with your sleeping bag under the stars.
$16 per night”