Thanks to The Baseband for sending:

“One of the strangest apartment listings I’ve ever seen that actually appears legit.”

The Craigslist ad says:

“$1295 / 500ft2 – Do you want to hid out? Guaranteed, nobody will find you here!

This basement apartment my be just for you. Its in a great location at 15th and P St NW but nobody will be able to find you. The apartment door is in the rear of the building behind a locked gate. This efficiency apartment is cute. Heat and water are included. Available May. Pets are OK.”