Signs of Spring: Little Miss Whiskey’s Golden Dollar Crawfish Boil Schedule is Here – Kicking Off March 31st with DC Brau

From Little Miss Whiskey’s (1104 H Street, NE):

“* 6 boils bi-weekly from 3/31 to 6/9. Each starts at 2:30 PM, goes til we’re done
* crawfish is flown up fresh (NEVER FROZEN) the morning of each boil. Same 150 lbs. “Select” that we always done
* $48 or $53 (includes all fees) for all-you-can-eat and all-you-can-drink (keg beer only)
¡THERE’S NO REFUNDS!
please please please understand we don’t own or operate the ticketing site
Details below, here’s the links to tickets:
March 31st, DC BRAU
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April 14th, EVOLUTION BREWING
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April 28th, JAILBREAK BREWING
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May 12th, LAGUNITAS
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May 26th, FLYING DOG
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June 9th, DOGFISH HEAD

DETAILS:

we can only offer 50 spots for each party to do things proper. y’all are welcome to extend invites to your friends, just don’t ask us to hold spots & don’t buy ’em up and then expect us to buy ’em back cause THERE’S NO REFUNDS
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each boil is paired with a different craft brewery. we get two different half-kegs (total volume) for each event & reps/owners from the breweries will be on hand for their respective dates & of course the beers are killer
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crawfish is flown up fresh (NEVER FROZEN) the morning of each boil. Mark & Chris is boilin this year (if you wanna lead a boil just lemme know, it’s a great look in your book of selfies)
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& then you get all messy chowing awesome spicy crawfish & sausage & corn & keilbasa & mushrooms & potatoes w/ tastee fine beer pouring down your gullet all afternoon. Ain’t no better backyard party
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BOUT DEM BEERS:

3/31, DC BRAU: $48: we’re getting a keg of the “world class”-rated double IPA On the Wings of Armageddon (9.2%) but fear ye not, BRAU PILS will be on hand for the more faint-of-palate

4/14, EVOLUTION BREWING: $48: from right over the bay in Salisbury, MD, bringing Lot No. 6 (8.5%) (most balanced double IPA ever) paired w/ their Delmarva Pure Pils

4/28, JAILBREAK BREWING: $48: couple of miles up the road in Laurel, MD, bringing one barrel of fabulous malty double IPA BIG PUNISHER (8.5%) & another barrel of Czech the Technique Pilsener

5/13 LAGUNITAS: $48: deadly delicious Undercover Shutdown (9.6%) & the quick-quaffing PILS. So rad. Lagunitas must be doing something right, folks always get pretty loaded at their party

5/26, FLYING DOG (3 Beers): $53: this year’s specialty casks are The Truth (8.7%) aged w/ guava & dry-hopped w/ Galaxy & El Dorado hops, as well as Raging Bitch (8.3%) aged w/ Pineapple & Habanero & dry-hopped w/ El Dorado & Amarillo hops. We’ll also have their Mexican-style lager Numero Uno to keep your face from exploding

June 10th, DOGFISH HEAD (4 Beers): $53: One sixtel each of 60 Minute IPA (6%), 90 Minute IPA (9%) & 120 Minute IPA (18.5%), plus a keg of Belgian-style wit Namaste

WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE!”