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“THE CATS WILL LITERALLY POOP ON YOUR EX!”

by Prince Of Petworth January 25, 2018 at 12:45 pm 0


3211 O Street, NW

From Crumbs & Whiskers:

“Want our cats to s**t on your Ex?

Starting on February 1st, we’re letting go of our negative emotions towards Ex’s (and other people who have wronged us).

Anyone who comes into the café for a visit can write an old foe’s name in a brand-new litterbox (never been used!), and then, at the end of the month…wait for it…

THE CATS WILL LITERALLY POOP ON YOUR EX!

This isn’t limited to just Ex’s either.
Literally write the name of any person, place, or thing that has wronged you, and our team of expert poopers will show them what we’re all about!”

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