hahaha I love Craiglist (and my readers) volume 1140:
“The manic pixie dream girl shtick never really worked for me so I’m here to sell you a perfectly good Kala soprano ukulele. And I don’t want to see you crooning with this in my local coffee shop, either. This uke is not for hipster bullshit. This is a beautiful instrument for shame-playing scales in the safety of your own room.
It is a ukulele. Yup. 100% genuine uke.
idk what kind of wood it is but it smells good, so
Includes soft carrying case
/probably some notebook paper with dumb lyrics and my name + my crush’s last name, honestly I don’t even want to look
Also ukuleles are so much more than a punchline–real Hawaiian music is rich, heart-wrenching, and wildly underappreciated. I hope you create beautiful music with this or at least have a crush whose last name is easy to rhyme.”