Today’s Rental “SERENITY AWAITS YOU”

This rental is located at 1421 Massachusetts Ave, NW. The Craigslist ad says:

“$1741 SERENITY AWAITS YOU AT THE PHOENIX NEAR THOMAS CIRCLE

The Phoenix is offering an array of unique floor plans and distinctive features in a charming historical building located off Thomas Circle minutes from the blue line McPherson Square metro and the red line DuPont Circle. Enjoy the desired comfortable living offered here at The Phoenix

Amenities
 Apartment Amenities:
 Spacious Separate Kitchens
 Gas Stoves
 Gleaming Refinished Hardwood Floors/Wall to Wall carpet
 Historic elegance
 Large closets

Community Amenities:
 Newly Renovated Roof Top Terrace overlooking the Nation’s Capital
 On-site full time manager
 Controlled Access Community

 Bright New Laundry Facilities featuring Smart Laundry Machines which allow you to view the status of your laundry and machine availability from the comfort of your home or smart phone.
 Professional on-site maintenance offering 24-hour emergency service.
 Pet Friendly **

You get all of this for $1741.00 with ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED AVAILABLE DECEMBER 15, 2017!!!!”