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Today’s Rental has a “claw foot tub and URINAL”

by Prince Of Petworth January 19, 2017 at 2:20 pm 19 Comments

Maryland Ave. NE at 14th Street

This rental is located at 14th and Maryland Ave, NE. The Craigslist ad says:

“$2597 per month
1 bed, 1 full bath
1125 sq. ft.

The Art of living LARGE! This is a TRUE NYC Loft experience on Capitol Hill w./ over a THOUSAND square feet of space, 14′ ceilings and 8′ tall windows!! The kitchen has white carrara, marble countertops and stainless steel appliances including microwave, range, dishwasher, refrigerator and garbage disposal. The spacious bathroom comes equipped with his & her/his sinks, toilet, shower, claw foot tub and URINAL.

When you just don’t feel like being inside, Pierce School residents enjoy the in-house boutique gym with optional personal trainer and the 38,000 gallon swimming pool with community grill and outdoor refrigerator! 1/2 priced wi-fi is available for all Pierce School Lofts residents. Best of all, Pierce School Lofts are located less than 2 blocks to the H Street Corridor so the new H Street Trolly along with some of DC finest restaurants, bars and performance spaces are just steps away. Ask your lease coordinator if off-street parking is also available.

See better photos and SCHEDULE A SHOWING here.”

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  • Michael Pierce

    Weird dudes who must sit down to pee need not apply.

  • makerfkgr8again

    Is that a picture of a public restroom?

  • Truxton Thomas

    Did they salvage the urinals from the old school? Part of me is turned off, but another part of me has always wanted an in-home urinal.

  • maxwell smart

    Love! Wish I could afford +$1000/month rent.

  • Kate

    I love it but I don’t see how it’s a 1 bedroom?

    • maxwell smart

      Does DCRA require that a “bedroom” be enclosed?

      • navyard

        1 “bedspace”/1 urinal doesn’t have quite the same ring as 1BR/1BA.

        Also, does a urinal count for 1/2, 1/4, or 1/8 of a bathroom?

  • anon

    this is the house that burgers and pizza built

    • That Man A

      nah, it was all evolve

  • Blithe

    Love this! This would be my dream apartment! With the possible exception of the urinal.

    • maxwell smart

      perhaps a bidet is more your style? The plumbing is already in place!

      • Blithe

        Yep! That would do!

  • andy2

    I think this was Spike Mendelsohn’s old apartment.

  • Rich

    Having grown up with a clawfoot tub–there are many reasons why they went out of style. I’d rather have a big stall shower.

    Not a bad price given the square footage.

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