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  • Ben

    Excellent reuse of what I presume is the innards…

  • textdoc

    Brilliant carving!
    (“Hombre” has an H, though.)

    • Anonamom

      Since the pumpkin has hair, I was thinking they meant “ombre” as in the hair-dying technique (this popped up in a lot of memes after the debate).

  • MARM

    This is the most tremendous pumpkin that I’ve ever seen. Tremendous.

    • malex

      You’re biased. Go home!

      • TheRealMARM

        WRONG! these are not tremendous pumpkins, I never said that, look at them, look at their words, I don’t think so, and I would know, I carve the best, the best pumpkins, the orangest pumpkins, the Halloween-est pumpkins, I know pumpkins better than the pumpkin itself. This post is RIGGED.

        • MARM


  • Ashy Oldlady

    And once Trump becomes president, you can bet he’s gonna sue the crap out of the nasty woman who carved these pumpkins.

    • trumpkincarver

      Or perhaps the bad hombre who carved the trumpkin?

      • malex

        Definitely a woman.

        • trumpkincarver


          • malex

            ^Definitely right. You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it. Believe me.


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