Today’s Rental is “not dark or dank feeling.”

by Prince Of Petworth August 17, 2016 at 2:30 pm 5 Comments


This rental is located at Holmead and Otis Pl, NW. The listing says:

“Great English basement on a quiet street in Columbia Hts with awesome neighbors! Walking to Metro, 14th Street, 11th street, Georgia Ave. A perfect location!.
Small space for a grill.
Plenty of on street parking.
..and it’s not dark or dank feeling.”


You can see more photos here.

This 1 bed/1 bath is going for $1,650/Mo.

  • navyard

    And yet, they’ve chosen to keep the front door wide open for the photos.

    • Anony

      Haha, I know right? Trying to address the problem just shows they already know it’s a problem

    • jumpingjack

      Seriously. It looks like the front door is the only source of natural light in the apartment. I wouldn’t have focused on it being “dark or dank” until they pointed it out.

  • lizcolleena

    Overpriced. I know of several basement apartments in a 6-block radius that go for $1200 a month or less, and all sound quite comparable.

  • Tom

    Oh but Moe, the dank, the dank!



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