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  • Dopey Tipster

    The new DC Moo Brew

  • Sigh

    How much milk can one palate?

  • Anon

    Record set for amount of breast milk attempted to bring through TSA airport screening.

  • Blithe

    Rant? or Rave? FYI: Little Miss Whiskey’s plan to allow patrons to bring in reasonable amounts of “outside beverages” just progressed to beta testing phase.

    • AJSE

      hahaha

  • Mouse

    Whoa, check out the jugs over there…
    Hey, they’re for milk you insensitive jerk!

  • JG

    First trip to Costco

    • Blithe

      Lol!

  • Josh

    The bouncers at Little Miss Whiskey’s confiscated a record amount of breast milk.

  • Archaeog

    In preparation for all the boys coming to her yard, Zelda stocks up on milk shake ingredients.

  • aknomad

    My milk jugs brings the boys to the curb…

  • Bernard Half Gallon

    I’m utterly impressed.

    • eggs

      Udderly?

  • timmyp2353

    Spike Mendolsohn has now taken it too far with his latest restaurant specializing in small cups and featuring a curated, locally sourced, milk program.

  • Sean

    Yet another sign that DC’s hustlers and dealers are being pushed out by urban soccer moms…the open-air milk market at 14th and U.

  • Mug of Glop

    No, Jeffrey! I said ‘palate cleanser’, not ‘pallet cleanser’!

  • Jessica

    Got milk?

  • jenster8dc

    Wait, is it supposed to snow?

    • Anon H St.

      +1!

  • brian

    How bout you sideburns? You want some of this milk?

    • timmyp2353

      Rather have a beer

  • S

    Still not as white as a Trump rally.

    • Anonamom

      HAHAHA!

    • Anon

      Maybe Trump plans to rig the polls by spiking the water supply with milk (most minorities are lactose intolerant).

  • I Dont Get It

    Despite the Prince’s best effort, he totally missed the point of the reader’s request for a new recurring feature “Jugs of the Day.”

    • SparklyKittyTacos

      lol!

    • MVT

      +1 haha

    • Emmaleigh504

      +1

  • jim_ed

    It turns out that Udder, the “Uber, but for milk” had greatly overestimated the demand for their product.

  • RosedaleGuy

    Mayor Bowser’s plan to finally end Lactose Intolerance in the District.

  • Livin’ in DC

    The Kool-aid for congress members to drink in advance of meeting with Trump…white flavor.

  • gloverpark

    In utter news, there was a run on Bag Balm today.

  • DCMau5

    @KirillWasHere is in town

  • AnonG

    AARON BURR!

  • Phil

    Breast Milk seized at Reagan Airport from Social Justice Warrior trying to cause a scene

  • The McPoyles Hit the Motherload

  • Caroline

    January snowstorms bring milk shortages.
    And what do May showers bring? Milk surplus!

  • William M.

    When I said pickup “whole milk,” I meant the *type*…

  • Tom

    MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE

  • Anon

    Why isn’t anyone coming to MY milk bar?

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