I Just Like this Photo – Bonus Caption Contest Maybe?

by Prince Of Petworth May 11, 2016 at 10:01 pm 41 Comments

14th Street, Columbia Heights.

Dopey Tipster

The new DC Moo Brew
Sigh

How much milk can one palate?
Anon

Record set for amount of breast milk attempted to bring through TSA airport screening.
Blithe

Rant? or Rave? FYI: Little Miss Whiskey’s plan to allow patrons to bring in reasonable amounts of “outside beverages” just progressed to beta testing phase.
- AJSE
  
  hahaha
Mouse

Whoa, check out the jugs over there…
Hey, they’re for milk you insensitive jerk!
JG

First trip to Costco
- Blithe
  
  Lol!
Josh

The bouncers at Little Miss Whiskey’s confiscated a record amount of breast milk.
Archaeog

In preparation for all the boys coming to her yard, Zelda stocks up on milk shake ingredients.
aknomad

My milk jugs brings the boys to the curb…
Bernard Half Gallon

I’m utterly impressed.
- eggs
  
  Udderly?
timmyp2353

Spike Mendolsohn has now taken it too far with his latest restaurant specializing in small cups and featuring a curated, locally sourced, milk program.
Sean

Yet another sign that DC’s hustlers and dealers are being pushed out by urban soccer moms…the open-air milk market at 14th and U.
Mug of Glop

No, Jeffrey! I said ‘palate cleanser’, not ‘pallet cleanser’!
Jessica

Got milk?
jenster8dc

Wait, is it supposed to snow?
- Anon H St.
  
  +1!
brian

How bout you sideburns? You want some of this milk?
- timmyp2353
  
  Rather have a beer
S

Still not as white as a Trump rally.
- Anonamom
  
  HAHAHA!
- Anon
  
  Maybe Trump plans to rig the polls by spiking the water supply with milk (most minorities are lactose intolerant).
I Dont Get It

Despite the Prince’s best effort, he totally missed the point of the reader’s request for a new recurring feature “Jugs of the Day.”
- SparklyKittyTacos
  
  lol!
- MVT
  
  +1 haha
- Emmaleigh504
  
  +1
jim_ed

It turns out that Udder, the “Uber, but for milk” had greatly overestimated the demand for their product.
RosedaleGuy

Mayor Bowser’s plan to finally end Lactose Intolerance in the District.
Livin’ in DC

The Kool-aid for congress members to drink in advance of meeting with Trump…white flavor.
gloverpark

In utter news, there was a run on Bag Balm today.
DCMau5

@KirillWasHere is in town
AnonG

AARON BURR!
- Prince Of Petworth
  
  hahahahaha
Phil

Breast Milk seized at Reagan Airport from Social Justice Warrior trying to cause a scene
savagetiki

The McPoyles Hit the Motherload
Caroline

January snowstorms bring milk shortages.
And what do May showers bring? Milk surplus!
William M.

When I said pickup “whole milk,” I meant the *type*…
Tom

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE
Anon

Why isn’t anyone coming to MY milk bar?

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