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Whiskey & Crunkcake Pairing at Little Miss Whiskey’s 7:30PM Thursday

by Prince Of Petworth April 6, 2016 at 3:41 pm 20 Comments

1104 H Street, NE

From Little Miss Whiskey’s:

“Whiskey & Crunkcake Pairing
Thursday, April 7th, 7:30 PM
Little Miss Whiskey’s Golden Dollar
also featuring “The Buch Stops Here”- a welcoming punch made with Buchanans
$12 ONLY 35 SPOTS – tickets here.”

  • pokerface

    But don’t show up with breast milk or a breastfeeding pump!

  • Anon X

    yes! stoke the fires of controversy!

    • Lisa

      More like a nontroversy.

  • Philippe Lecheval

    OK, I’ll bite: WTF is a Crunkcake, and what does it have to do with the passe, bama southern genre of hip-hop? Is it like a rum cake, but soaked in Hennessey?

    • Anon

      Who cares? It’s $12 for 5+ drinks, even if they are tasters.

    • Anonymouse

      The crunk doesn’t refer to the type of music (which apparently is passe because white people no longer listen to it), it refers to the alcohol in the cake — I guess crunkcake kind of rhymes with cupcake. Pretty much the ultimate in swagger-jacking.

      • Philippe Lecheval

        It’s passe because nobody with good taste listens to it anymore.

  • Bizzle

    Tried Cruncakes – not a fan – just boozy cupcakes – prefer my booze and cupcakes separately

  • Anonymous

    I would seriously have laughed my butt off if they included a “Breast Milk” whiskey cocktail to the menu.

  • phl2dc

    Breast Milk & Crunkcake Pairing

  • FridayGirl

    For a second I thought this was inspired by the person who was denied entry because of teacakes…

    • Well played. It’s hard to find a joke in that thread not related to breast milk.

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  • Irving Streete

    Completed unrelated to the LMW kerfuffle here the other day, I got this in an e-mail from a friend today in the course a discussion of potential Friday night activities: “Ms. X [knows the owner of LMW well], not sure if she wants to be anywhere near there…what we know about that guy, none of us can go there any more….”

  • Jerry Grundle

    Oh man, if you’re gonna swagger jack something, how about not using a style of music that went out of style a decade ago? LULZ

  • Kenyon Street

    Yeah, still not patronizing this establishment.

    • Anon

      Oh no!

    • PoPOverWork

      That horse of yours is mighty tall. You do you.

    • Sonci

      When they have to file their bankruptcy papers, I’m sure they’ll cite yours and Ally’s boycott as reason #1.

      • Kenyon Street

        Hey, if they don’t want my money, they don’t need to have policies that make me, my spouse, and our friends interested in spending it there. If you want to spend your money there, that’s okay, you just have different values, That’s how the market works. No need to be snide, guys.


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