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  • Josh

    Bunny slippers are on aisle four.

  • zandunga

    It was genius. While the adults wondered if the bunny was real, teenagers were stealing beer.

  • warderborder

    Wonderland Ballroom bar manager picking up supplies for the night?

  • AnonG

    Defender of Beer and Wine. Can’t let the ducks get all the cute animal attention.

  • textdoc

    That single bunny slipper looks awfully realistic.

  • Sarah

    It was so much harder delivering booze baskets than candy baskets, the Easter bunny needed a rest. Or Uber X.

  • Tex Mex T-Rex

    Flat rabbit brew now sold by the blob full.

  • dno

    The port, us, and the hare.

    • wdc

      Brilliant

    • AE

      YES!

  • figby

    The bunny wanted beer with extra hops.

    • fka Shawess

      ^^ I’m dying.

    • LP

      +1

      • albany

        By far the best one, +1

    • Andie302

      +1

    • skj84

      I tip my hat to you!

    • andy2

      Very good

    • MVT

      Well done

  • Bugs

    I knew I should of made a left turn at Albuquerque.

    • anon

      Please tell me someone gets this reference, or am I that old?

  • Mike Honcho

    these hop-ups are getting out of control

    • Mug of Glop

      +1 Came here to make that joke.

  • OldinAM

    The Humane Society has opened a lucrative side business to support its mission.

  • anon

    I think its time we register for the dust bunny abatement program

  • FridayGirl

    “… at least it’s not an opossum.”

    • LittleBluePenguin

      Exactly what I was thinking!!!

    • I Dont Get It

      HEY!

  • Dapu

    “I can’t tell you how many health codes you are violating”

  • Tsar of Truxton

    After being terminated, the Cadbury Bunny’s life spiralled downward until one day he found himself waiting in line at Big Ben’s Liquor store…

    • Ally

      Great minds, Tsar :)

  • Ally

    The Cadbury Bunny has decided that this year, he’s picking the filling.

  • marigold

    Now that’s a receding hare line.

  • Jessica

    “What’s a bunny got to do to get service around here?”

  • Mug of Glop

    People all came here to talk about the rabbit, but, I mean, look at that shirt!

    • Beau

      It is one of the best shirts I have ever seen.

  • Hookdntx

    And that is How Alice fell off the wagon……

  • General Grant Circle

    “Please – wipe your feet at the door”

  • washington20009

    Customer: Say, do you know where I can find a rabbit with no legs?
    Cashier: Same place you left him, I reckon.

    • ChillyDC

      Snort.

  • Sean

    In Bloomingdale, even the rats have been pushed out by new “gentrifiers.”

    • Janie4

      Awesome! Love it!

  • Hill Denizen

    Move aside, cat cafe. Bunny bars are the next big thing.

    • LittleBluePenguin

      +1! ha!

  • TerryIzz

    Contrary to popular film, Peter had no bones about drinking Merlot

  • andy2

    Not a hare out of place.

  • MARM

    Illustration A from a recent scientific study on the different melting points of humans vs. bunnies

    • Beau

      Ha!

  • wdc

    Bunny: Hello! Do you have any carrots?
    Shelf-stocker: No. This is a liquor store. Go away.
    [next day]
    Bunny: Hello! Any carrots today?
    Shelf-stocker: What’s your deal?? This is a liquor store. Come in here again and I’ll nail your ears to the floor.
    [next day]
    Bunny: Goooood morning! Do you have any nails?
    Shelf-stocker: What? No! Why would a liquor store have nails??
    Bunny: So… got any carrots?

  • apes

    The tragic truth behind rabbit corkscrews.

    • anon

      rabbit + pig = rabbit corkscrews

  • Anon

    “Excuse me, mam, did you spill your bunny?”

  • ST

    Hey mate – where do you keep the Furrrnets?

  • On Capital Heels

    “Don’t judge me! Some folks’ Christmas trees have stuck around longer than I have.” –Hop(e)less Easter Bunny

  • cwjCP

    Didn’t think it could happen but Tony’s wine picks are even better with the aid of this magical bunny.

  • Adam on Hanover

    “Okay, who let the bunny take part in the wine tasting?”

  • Dust Bunny.

  • Brian

    The scene at a recent “No Justice, No Peeps” sit-in.

  • Adam L

    Rabbit Wine Opener did not work as advertised.

  • Eric

    I recognize the store from a picture of the floor. How bad is that?

  • pb1

    I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them–

    • Beau

      I was hoping someone would reference the Holy Grail!

  • City Kitty

    1.The Cadbury Bunny has fallen on hard times
    2. Proof that gentrifiers come in all species.

  • SS

    Clean up on aisle 2!

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