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PoPville Photo Archives Caption Contest

by Prince Of Petworth March 8, 2016 at 10:05 pm 21 Comments

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Photo by PoPville flickr user nevermindtheend

Your captions in the comments and winners (free PoP t-shirts, onesies or tote bags) picked Friday. If you find a caption particularly funny be sure to let me know in the comments so I can select a reader pick too.

Ed. Note: I owe a lot of t-shirts for past winners – let’s schedule a happy hour for Tuesday March 29th at Wonderland (11th and Kenyon St, NW) 5:30-8:30pm outside on the patio. Winners can pick up their shirts then. Thanks!

  • figby

    Glory holes go nuclear in a Trump administration

    • CS

      Although clearly not for Trump himself. Have you seen that guy’s hands?

  • anonymous

    Gloryholes coming to a bike lane near you! First one to be installed at 14th and K, with additional holes added in coming weeks. You can download the smartphone app “gh2go” for real-time status of available/occupied holes along your bike route.

  • hyhh

    dpw marks st. pattys day with new colors for their tools

  • oh2dc

    Trump campaign manager: Don’t worry, we’ll find rock bottom.

  • DRC

    These wood and asphalt coasters will go perfectly in my new “urban forest crossover” themed gastropub.

    • Lisa

      Hilarious!

  • sproc

    The ground breaking for the K St streetcar was much lower key and consists only of one small, deep hole through which money will be pumped at extremely high pressures.

    • Winner

      Lol

    • n=1

      Nicely done.

    • eggs

      +1

    • rachel

      +1

    • KenyonDweller

      Winner.

  • ScienceTeacher

    It turns out that the potholes are all intentionally designed and placed.

  • dude

    realizing that it is hopeless to fix all the potholes, bowser decides to make potholes on every street the new norm.

  • ratticusfinch

    “Instead of dealing with the complaints, let’s deal with the complainers. Have you ever seen No Country for Old Men?”

  • HStreetRaconteur

    With characteristic efficiency, DC’s Department of Transportation begins to mint streetcar fare tokens.

  • Anon

    “Keep going, we’ll be under Momofuku any minute now.”

  • Anon

    Following on her popular eight-ward plan for family shelters, Muriel Bowser embarks on a new strategy to place potholes in every ward in the city.

  • AnonG

    DC had artisanal, small batch potholes before New York

  • Anonymous

    The modern DC tourist is pretty serious about getting a souvenir…

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