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Today’s Rental is “in close proximity to Georgetown Waterfront Park”

by Prince Of Petworth January 7, 2016 at 2:50 pm 8 Comments

1071 Paper Mill Court Northwest

This rental is located at 1071 Paper Mill Court, Northwest. The listing says:

“LOCATION!! LOCATION!! LOCATION!! The Papermill condos are located in the heart of Georgetown. Live in close proximity to Georgetown Waterfront Park, historic M street, and Foggy Bottom Metro.Condo has underground parking,Swimming pool,updated kitchen fireplace, fresh paint new flooring, and a balcony!! Condo is open and spacious with lots of natural light. This home is a must see!!!”


You can see more photos here.

This 2 bed/1 bath is going for $2,795/Mo.

  • bruno

    “close proximity” is a tautology :^)

    • SW

      not necessarily, proximity can in theory be far

      • bruno

        “Close to the Waterfront” and “in the proximity of the waterfront” mean the same thing. So, to say “in close proximity” is redundant and creates a tautology. Like hot water heater :^)

  • nightborn

    Really cute but looks teeny-tiny!

    • GBinCH

      I almost rented one of these years ago. The one I looked at was ~900sqft. The second bedroom was pretty small but the living space and master were nice. These are perfect for a couple or someone who wants a home office. It wouldn’t bed good for having roommates.

  • petworther

    Is ““LOCATION!! LOCATION!! LOCATION!!” realtor speak for “the inside of this apartment is shitty?

    • B


  • Skeptical Tenant

    There appears to be a problem with the draft of that fireplace.


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