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Not for everyone to try but “C-1” is a Badass

by Prince Of Petworth December 10, 2015 at 10:10 am 20 Comments

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From MPD:

“C-1 reports that on December 7, 2015, at approximately 1815 hours, he was walking home, heading westbound in the 4600 block of Iowa Ave NW. C-1 was approached by S-1, S-2, S-3, and S-4, at which time S-1 punched C-1 with a closed fist on C-1’s left cheek. C-1 fell to the ground, at which time S-2, S-3, and S-4 began kicking and punching C-1. S-1 then stated “Yo, go through his pockets,” at which time S-2 attempted to reach into C-1’s pockets. C-1 was able to stand up and began defending himself by attempting to strike the listed suspects. S-1, S-2, S-3, and S-4 then fled on foot, last seen heading eastbound in the 4600 block of Iowa Ave NW. Taken from C-1 was a Smartwalk winter hat. C-1 sustained pain to the left cheek and bleeding to the left knee. C-1 refused medical attention.”

  • Haha damn, who is this mystery man!

    • TX2DC

      It was Batman, of course. But seriously, these unprovoked attacks are unnerving.

  • say what

    I wonder if this is the same group of guys who attacked another resident in the circle about three weeks ago? They are a menace to the neighborhood.

  • These are people, not Samsung Galaxy Phones!!

    Oh my god! JUST USE FAKE NAMES!!!

    • Anon Spock

      That is how they’re listed in the police report. C= complainant, s= suspect

  • Parkview

    That’s my cousin! He really is a badass in every sense of the of the word – kind, handsome, modest, fearless and a by day, one of our nation’s top defenders of the environment. I stopped by the crime scene, and he was a bit scratched up but still in good spirits (I’m sure the cute female cop attending to him didn’t hurt).

    • Anonamom

      Is he single? I have a friend….

      • kanon

        +1. Me too!

        • PopOverWork

          Me three!

          • Anon

            I’m a lesbian, but really, is he single? I’m always looking for my zombie apocalypse backup plan.

      • Haha, yeah, I thought about all of our RRR posters in search of good candidates…

    • HaileUnlikely

      If you happen to know – roughly how old were the guys who attacked your cousin? I’m glad he handled the little b*tches.

      • Parkview

        Two around 15 and two around 18 yrs old.

  • Anonamom

    I’m glad he’s ok! I am usually on 13th around this time after getting the kiddos from school. I have noticed a police car parked at Roosevelt all week, I wonder if it’s related?

  • General Grant Circle

    Ew – 615?

  • chompchomp

    Yikes. I walk home that way sometimes, and know some families that live right there. I hope he’s OK.

  • Petworth_dude

    That must have been one hell of a winter hat.

  • MCR

    I thought he was being attacked by some off-route buses until I got to S3.

    • jill

      +1 Thought the same thing!

    • textdoc

      Actual LOL!

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