“A basket of kittens and macarons will be delivered to your doorstep for the best THIRTY minutes of your life. This is not a drill.”

From Crumbs & Whiskers:

“Crumbs & Whiskers Kitten Delivery

Where: Georgetown
When: December 20th, 2015

What: A basket of kittens and macarons will be delivered to your doorstep for the best THIRTY minutes of your life. This is not a drill.

Price: $99
MORE DETAILS: BELOW

15% OF THE PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO LOST DOG & CAT RESCUE FOUNDATION

WHO IS ELIGIBLE?

ANYONE LIVING IN GEORGETOWN WITH NO PETS AT HOME AND KIDS OVER THE AGE OF SEVEN. UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT DO UNIVERSITY/ON CAMPUS HOUSING AT THIS TIME. OH, AND YOU CAN’T HAVE CAT ALLERGIES.
HOW DOES IT WORK?

PRETTY SIMPLE. WE’LL BRING A BASKET OF KITTENS, MACARONS, AND A PLAY PEN TO YOU. WE WILL SET UP THE PLAY PEN IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AND YOU’LL HAVE THIRTY MINUTES TO ENJOY YOUR KITTENS AND MACARONS.
WHEN AND HOW CAN I ORDER?

ORDERING WILL OPEN IN EARLY DECEMBER. IN ORDER TO REQUEST THE SERVICE, YOU’LL FILL OUT A SMALL APPLICATION AND TELL US WHAT TIME YOU WOULD LIKE THE KITTENS TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU. WE ALWAYS ANNOUNCE EVERYTHING VIA OUR MAILING LIST, SO MAKE SURE YOU’RE SIGNED UP TO GET AN UPDATE AS SOON AS ORDERING GOES LIVE!
IS KITTEN DELIVERY GUARANTEED TO EVERYONE WHO REQUESTS THE SERVICE?

SADLY NOT. WE WILL TRY TO ACCOMMODATE EVERYONE WHO REQUESTS THE SERVICE, BUT THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY KITTENS AND MACARONS IN THIS WORLD. IF YOU REQUEST THE SERVICE AND ARE NOT ABLE TO GET IT, DON’T WORRY – IF THINGS GO WELL, WE’LL BRING THIS BACK AGAIN!”