Well – have a look at the listing for 217 15th Street, Southeast:
“Hi I am called ‘To Sweventien’, yes I have had some work done & I hang out near Mass Av& E Cap I have attributes, hardwood flrs,newer AC, hot H20,gas cookn, white Kit Cab & 2 nice baths. My roofie, needs some work,but ther’s $10k 2 help w/ that..take me ‘As Is..but kno we can grow well togethr. Some cuzns hav had Bo-Top, if u want take me up a level, Im OK as a Tri. Room in back 4 ur auto.”
For the curious – it’s yours for $540,000.