I Could’ve Sworn I Saw This For Sale at Salt and Sundry

by Prince Of Petworth August 5, 2015 at 3:10 pm 13 Comments

The Timmy Brothers – Water Makers from Paul Riccio on Vimeo.

For those who didn’t have the fortune to see this on their facebook feed – it is just too good, too good.

“A short look at the Timmy Brothers, Brooklyn–based makers of bespoke drinking water.

Bill and Terry Timmy are introducing handcrafted water to the world with an almost pathological attention to craftsmanship and a thirst for helping people become less thirsty.
The Timmy Brothers. They make water.

Paul Riccio – Writer/Director
Jamie Effros – Terry Timmy
Mike Mergo – Bill Timmy
Matt O’Shea & Laura Wood – Producers
Derek McKane – Director of Photography
Jason Kileen – Editor
Molly Finley – Art Director
Alexander Chizhov – Flame Artist
Lucas Hrabal – Camera Operator
Mat Guido – Audio Mixer
Joseph Wenkoff – Colorist
Mike Vernola – AD
Courtney Stephens – PA”

  • Rich

    It seems like the kind of useless junk they sell.

    • Anon

      And probably marked up to $50 per bottle.

  • AG

    No no no. No No. No no no. NO.

  • Truxton Thomas

    If I drink it, will my urine smell like strife as well? I sure hope so, but I’m willing to pay extra for that.

    • sproc

      ROTFL, thanks!

  • Guillermo Brown

    Ha, they nailed it. (Y’all know this is a parody, right?)

  • anon

    LMAO… this is pretty funny. I love an occasional hipster stab

  • LMatt_in_NE


    Oh god, please let this be real because it has won the internet for me today.

  • timmyp

    They got me for about a minute. I thought Sodom and Gommorah was upon us until it wasn’t. That was really funny and well done.

  • tmcoll

    Hilarious! This is stiff competition for those $6 bottles of asparagus water. Except Whole Foods was serious. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/08/05/whole-foods-oops-asparagus-water-mistake/31152405/

  • Mojotron

    There’s a Los Angeles restaurant (Patina? I think) that has a water sommelier as well as a water flights, tasting menu, and “appreciation classes”.

  • AB

    I went to HS with Mergo – Dude is hilarious!

  • INDC

    This is awesome. I only wished they’d used the word “curated” somewhere in there.


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