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  • not_scott

    Oooh, look, a chewy bone!

    • Anonymous

      no teeth.

  • Anonymous

    NSFW

    • Anonymous

      Settle down.

  • anon

    This should be the next caption contest.

  • Anonymous

    Serious question: why do girls get these in different colors (red green blue etc) rather than flesh colored?

    • Anonymous

      as a gay girl who doesn’t love the actual look of peen, I don’t want it to look super realistic. haha.

      • Another Lez here

        Agreed

    • saf

      Why not?

    • anon

      martian fetish.

    • annonny

      What makes you think this belonged to a girl?

      • Anonymous

        Do you lack understanding of human anatomy?

        • annonny

          Do you lack understanding of the wide range of human sexuality?

          • anon

            +1000

          • Anonymous

            I don’t care what you do with them, the question was clearly posed to girls so stop trying to make it about you. They didn’t even say this specific dido had to have belonged to a girl.

          • anon

            Just because the question was posed to women doesn’t mean that only women can answer, or that women are the only market for these, ahem, objects.

          • Anonymous

            Yeah but posing an instigator like comment “what makes you think” is unnecessary because it frames the argument in a way the OP never intended. Some people just want to be offended by EVERYTHING. It was clearly a lighthearted question not meant to infringe on anyone’s right to do whatever they want with dildos.

          • annonny

            So you asked “why do girls get these in different colors,” which implies you (a) lack the imagination to consider anything other than “flesh” a color for an inanimate object like a dildo, and (b) lack the imagination/experience/whatever to realize most people who buy dildos are not women. Let’s not even start with the poor word choice calling sexually active women “girls.” Grow up and learn some respect for the rest of society that doesn’t conform to your tiny world view. And no I’m not somebody who wants to be offended by “EVERYONE” I’m somebody who doesn’t suffer fools. And a woman, btw.

          • Anonymous

            You gonna provide some sort of citation for these dildos sales figures? I doubt that more men buy them than women.

          • Man, it’s definitely a Friday up in here.

          • anon

            “It was clearly a lighthearted question”… oh? So why did it start “Serious question”?

  • Anonymous

    LMAO. Where’s the harness?

  • Anonymous

    LOL we saw that yesterday when walking our dogs too. Probably one of the more gross things I’ve seen lying on the sidewalk.

    • Anonymous

      really??? more gross than dog poop or chicken bones???

      • anon

        or used condoms, which I see all the time?

        • ah

          Grossness ranking:
          1) Dog poop
          2) condoms
          3) dildos
          4) chicken bones

  • Anonymous

    Left over from Pride Week?

  • More of a moderator question – how do I find volumes 1-16 on the website? Nothing came up using the search bar. This is pretty funny (way better than http://www.dogshaming.com/), and I’d love to see the rest.

    By the way, love the collar!

    • Vol. numbers may or may not be arbitrarily picked…

      • Hah, I was wondering the same thing!

    • Anonymous

      mrbigtime: You have excellent taste in dog collars

  • anon

    Photographic proof that this town is full of dildos.

  • Anonymous

    Cartman: Mom, kitty’s being a dildo!
    Cartmans’ mom: Someone’s sleeping with mommy tonight!

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