For those just not in the mood – F*ck Valentine’s – (the cod)Mother Loves You all the Time Party Tonight

by Prince Of Petworth February 14, 2014 at 12:00 pm 2 Comments


If you hate Valentine’s Day or just want some really bad “guacamole” – this is for you:

From the Codmother:

“F*ck Valentine’s Mother Loves You All The Time
10:00pm – 3:00am
1334 U Street, NW

You can pay top bucks for a glass of house champagne and few chocolate cover rotten strawberries for this unimaginative,consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary,manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day , or sitting at home and masturbating with your tears while thinking about your ex, or you can come to The Mother and drink until your ass off.”


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