If you hate Valentine’s Day or just want some really bad “guacamole” – this is for you:
From the Codmother:
“F*ck Valentine’s Mother Loves You All The Time
10:00pm – 3:00am
1334 U Street, NW
You can pay top bucks for a glass of house champagne and few chocolate cover rotten strawberries for this unimaginative,consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary,manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day , or sitting at home and masturbating with your tears while thinking about your ex, or you can come to The Mother and drink until your ass off.”