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  • JG

    Still more civil than Congress

  • CAS

    Damn it, I told you to make a reservation. You know you can’t get a table at Oyamel on a game night! Now we’ll have to go to Vapiano’s again.

  • Ron

    Buddy Check 9

  • gotryit

    #20: A metro bus travels about 8,260 miles between breakdowns. Didn’t know that, did you?
    #74: Bro, can we just punch eachother in the face?

    • Anonymous


    • NoNo


  • Eckingtonite

    “Why? Why? Whyyyyyy?”

  • caballero

    Tastes great!
    Less filling!

  • Anonymous

    Ben suddenly realized how to make professional women’s ice hockey a commercial success.

  • Sebrof

    “Ring around the rosie…”

  • Anonymous

    Hope they were able to sign up on Healthcare.gov

    • Anonymous

      Love this.

    • Anonymous


  • Ben

    Chris grab me, I’m slipping, help me! This polar vortex has flash frozen everything! It’s already taken Mikhail down!!

  • “You wanna go, eh?”
    “Yeah, eh. Let me adjust my sweater first, eh.”
    “Alright, eh. Helmets off in 3-2-1…”

  • blah

    i didn’t score a goal, but i did get to second base!

    • gotryit


    • KenyonDweller


  • David D

    NHL RELATIONSHIP COUNSELING. “Spooning on the right…..aggressive hugging on the left”

  • Anonymous

    Try outs for the U.S. Olympic Pairs Skating team.

  • Anonymous

    “Did you say you added fennel to a roasted butternut squash soup? You just don’t do that! It would be like re-militarizing the Rhineland!”

  • Pasquale

    Grabovski was then charged a double minor for provoking a tickle fight.

  • andy2

    Mikhail Grabovski shows the Rangers the Russian Polar Vortex!

  • Hmm

    One referee to the other: why does every one in DC get so touchy when RG3’s name comes up?

  • TG

    Unbeknownst to the crowd of blood thirsty onlookers, this fight originated from a longstanding argument over whether Dostoevsky or Tolstoy offered a better ethos for a Christian-based philosophy.

  • Lamonting

    “Biden has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades…” Them’s fighting words.

  • fuzzyP

    A new crossfit gym opens in Penn Quarter.

  • wolfpackwx

    Hey guys, cut it out. Save these shenanigans for Rocket Bar after the game!

  • DCChillyman

    All hell broke loose when one of the Rangers said, “Popville Sucks!”

  • Pierre

    This is for Mother Russia!!

  • ratticusfinch

    Hockey twister! Left foot red…line.


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