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  • SF

    That website is a disaster. it shouldn’t be live.

    “Thousands drive and walk through the streets of Washington DC uptown seeking a refreshing experience everytime. “

    • Dno

      If seeking such a refreshing experience at DaLuft, don’t forget your disco balls and sunglasses: http://daluftdc.com/thelounge/?page_id=9

      • cochrynn

        Can I just point out that that is clearly a gallery of high-school aged kids? They look like homecoming dance pictures. Who creates a website for a bar that isn’t even open yet and then lies on it to imply that they already have held events- events where 15 year old kids drink mocktails and apparently slow dance while wearing sunglasses??? I’m dreading this place opening-not looking forward to dodging the inevitable bullets/fights outside…but if they run this bar with the level of ineptitude displayed on their website at least it won’t be around long.

  • Oh…

    So that ‘s what Lorna Luft is doing these days!

  • Trinidaddy

    I read the following:
    Thousands drive and walk through the streets of Washington DC uptown seeking a refreshing experience everytime. This powerful, charming and luxurious atmosphere always demands a destination of satire, refreshments and entertainment worthy of exclusivity and glamour. DA-Luft lends this experience to every noble patron once they walk into our doors. Socialize with the best of the beautiful, taste from the top-rated and drink from a wine cellar blessed by countries far and wide. In otherwords.. Escape the norm!

    and didn’t know whether to laugh, cry or vomit. F me.

    • Anonymous

      It sounds like one of those Craigslist ads written by someone in Nigeria.

    • justinbc

      There are far too few restaurants with satire.

  • DF

    They’ll be something stabby or shooty going on there in no time. Looks like a total front.
    Here’s their main “server”:
    “He makes people feel warm and at home. He also serves our food nice and warm too! He can serve much more with his hands than a dishwasher can hold dishes.”
    Scary

  • Anonymous

    Will they be bringing Da Noise?

  • Anonymous

    What the….I was under the impression this was going to be a restaurant, but the website makes it out to be a cheesy club. A cheesy club owned by people who not only don’t speak English, but don’t have the sense to hire someone who does to create their website.

    • Anonymous

      I wish I could see this website (it’s blocked at my work).

      • justinbc

        Be glad you can’t.

    • Anonymous

      Right, because people who do not speak English should not be permitted to own businesses in the United States.

      • Dayv Benzino

        It’s remotely possible that he’s criticizing their ability to promote their business more than their right to run one. You know, remotely.

        • Dayv Benzino

          (or she, my bad)

      • Anonymous

        Indeed, they’re fine folks to rent from as well. The guy I’m about to rent from is offering me an absolute steal, and I don’t even have to go meet him in person!

  • justinbc

    Oh man, looks like I missed the Sexy Party on May 9th.

  • Anonymous

    Well, the Staff featured in the “our people” link are from Nigeria.
    From the site:
    DJ Phemstar: He is one of the many talents discovered by 2one Music and one of the Co-founders of 2one Music. He travels back and forth between the United States and Nigeria for the hottest events ever to be hosted!
    So he co-founded 2one Music and discovered himself.

    This place will fail miserably or be shut down within weeks of opening

  • Dayv Benzino

    Like: the exterior paintjob.
    Dislike: everything else.

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