Photo by PoPville flickr user NCinDC
I thought this description from NCinDC was pretty funny:
Signs inside Crown Fried Chicken located at 716 H Street, NE
My better half wanted some fried chicken; myself, being a country boy from eastern North Carolina, wanted some collard greens. I asked one of the many people loitering outside Crown if they knew the best place to get collard greens. FUN FACT: collard greens is apparently slang for weed, or is it crack? The woman I had asked began telling everyone within earshot that I was a cop and to stay away from me. The cashier at Crown told me I should have said greens, sans collard.