How Not to do Real Estate Photos

Since today’s GDoN post didn’t have any photos, I thought I’d share this listing sent from a reader. The reader writes: “I hate to come off as cruel, but this place is worth posting just for the hilarity of the photos. If you’re going to ask for @$800K, you might want to spend $200 to replace the Glad bag shower curtain, fix the hole in the wall, hide the cereal, and (most importantly) kick your family out of the bed.”

It’s even crazier when you realize the house is going for $799,950. You can see the photos here.

This is certainly one of the stranger listing photos I’ve seen (not as crazy as this one though):

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