Washington, DC

Thanks to an eagle eyed reader for sending word. She writes,

“jimmy john’s coming to downtown DC! Finally, I won’t have to go to Alexandria for my Vito fix!”

She spotted a Craigslist ad for assistant managers:

DO YOU ROCK?!? Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sandwiches is looking for KICKASS Assistant Managers for our newest location in downtown DC at 14th and L St.!

We offer great wages, benefits and bonuses! Three week out of state training is required. Assistant Managers will have the opportunity for promotions to General Manager and Area Manager with superior performance.

Never heard of us? Jimmy John’s is unlike every other sandwich chain in the country; we specialize in Super-Fast, High-Volume sandwich execution! As an Assistant Manager you will manage store operations while producing sandwiches freaky fast! This high-speed execution has earned us the reputation of “Subs So Fast You’ll Freak!” and “Americas #1 Sandwich Delivery”.

The ad may sound goofy but they make great sandwiches. You can see their full sandwich menu here. Any other Jimmy John’s fans?

Located across 14th St, NW from the recently opened Zoup.


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