Funxion Looking to Open 24 Hrs

by Prince Of Petworth November 29, 2010 at 10:30 am 5 Comments

Funxion is located at 1309 F Street, NW. We judged them back in July. Their liquor license application says:

Sunday through Thursday 10 am – 2 am and Friday & Saturday 10 am – 3 am

Sunday through Saturday 24 Hours”

Do you think folks will be craving a bison burger or a ‘heart blend’ (freshly juiced beets, carrots, apples and pears are blended with a touch of avocado, protein powder, lemon and cleansing ginger) at 4am…?

On a side note, even though it’s getting cold, they have the sweetest outdoor tables and seats.

  • Anonymous

    This place needs to get over themselves and quickly. Their doormen are obnoxious, their prices are outrageous, and everytime I’ve gone there it’s completely empty.

  • CheeseTriangle

    I like butter. And salt. And fat. Therefore, I don’t really dig this place. But hey, if you want a selection of bottled water that rivals Amazon.com than you’re in for a treat!

  • anon

    blech. there, I said it.

  • FD

    The food here at Funxion is gross and expensive. Go to the salad/sandwich place next door, which is 100x better and cheaper.

  • I have only been once and the food was just okay but my drink was good (some type of purple alcoholic beverage)but it was for an event a friend hosted so I paid 0$. The only way I would return is if a friend hosted something there again.


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