Funxion Looking to Open 24 Hrs

Funxion is located at 1309 F Street, NW. We judged them back in July. Their liquor license application says:

Sunday through Thursday 10 am – 2 am and Friday & Saturday 10 am – 3 am

Sunday through Saturday 24 Hours”

Do you think folks will be craving a bison burger or a ‘heart blend’ (freshly juiced beets, carrots, apples and pears are blended with a touch of avocado, protein powder, lemon and cleansing ginger) at 4am…?

On a side note, even though it’s getting cold, they have the sweetest outdoor tables and seats.

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