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  • Stephanie

    Am I too late to rescue that mailman?

  • eva

    There have to be crumbs around here somewhere…

  • SeanInNW

    At least the property owners cleared the sidewalk…

  • Nick

    Freeze!

  • Cardozomite

    This is for the birds.

  • and also

    Man, our pigeon s*(^ is really starting to pile up. If this is how the city cleans bird droppings, what would happen when they have a snow storm?

  • E-Rich

    I said “let’s fly south for the winter,” and she said “no, we always fly south for the winter. Let’s hang here this year,” but who’s going out in 3 feet of snow for seed? WHO?!

  • Anonymous

    i’m a sunshine human.

  • jb

    WORST. STAYCATION. EVER.

  • quigley

    Before I let you pass you must answer this question: what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  • It came to pass at the end of three days that Noah opened the window of his apartment. He sent forth a pigeon from him, to see if the snow was abated from off the face of PoPville, but the pigeon found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the apartment.

    He stayed yet other two days; and again he sent forth the pigeon out of the apartment; And the pigeon came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was a latte lid: so Noah knew that the snow was abated from off the earth.

  • snow bunny

    Let’s hear it for Irving Green!

  • mark

    Am I good or what? Moses only parted the Red Sea!

  • Matt

    How’d the pigeon shovel the sidewalk without any hands?

  • Akeem!!!

    “This idiot better not park in the space I shoveled all afternoon!!!”

  • TerpMcNasty

    Clear for takeoff?

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