Washington, DC

Ever encounter the problem when tourists or slow people are standing on the left side of the escalator and holding up the line? I’m sure we all have faced this annoyance. I finally found a successful way to resolve this problem. On the escalator this morning after encountering the problem a large guy kept saying in a rather sing song voice “move to the right or you might get wrecked.” And it was like magic, they moved. I like how he sort of sang the threat to make it a little less menacing. Now I can’t get the tune out of my damn head. Move to the right or you might get wrecked…of course if I sang that I’d probably be the one getting wrecked. Oh well…


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