Some terrible person stole my dear Sir Chester, who was a gift from my mother. Is there anywhere in this city where a ceramic pig can feel safe??”
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“Sometime during the weekend of October 19, Sir Chester Southington was kidnapped from his Barracks Row home.
If you see Sir Chester appear on a new front porch or elsewhere on this site, please contact us immediately. We miss our friend and protector.”