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Awful. I hope that she and baby are ok. 
James
7:53am
Welcome to the neighborhood!!
1:29am
but the vets who died gave you the right to voice your opinion. God Bless them
i'm guessing they put in some good sound buffering windows? fl ave is LOUD.
11:06pm
^yes. The only danger at this location is being run over by a motorist from Maryland.
You should see the other guy.
My boyfriend and his bike were here a few minutes ago, I can’t imagine what happened to him?
Damn, I know I parked my car here!
Step 1: eat at Potbelly
Step 2: find nearest public bathroom (thanks google maps!)
Dude. Where’s my bike? Where’s my bike, dude?
There’s no app for that
Nice.
Auto-correct strikes again…
Geez, that hurts. Should have worn flats.
Stolen bike, leaning dragon
I like this one — goes nicely with the Chinatown setting.
No standing or stopping at anytime, even if your bike was stolen.
The silver lining in this scenario is that at least she still has her bike lock.
Texting girl: Weird I felt something whizz by my head. LMFAO!
Texting girl 2: ROFL! I just heard on the news a meteor crashed in Chinatown and disintegrated a bicycle!
Texting girl: Wow! Wonder if that was around here?
Dear Lucy: This is Officer Smith from the MPD returning your message. We regret to inform you that the Incredible Hulk stole your bicycle. We are actively patrolling for its safe return.
If I just stand here and pretend that I’m looking at my phone, maybe no one will notice.
Amy soon realized that her desire to head-butt bike racks was unhealthy and began the search for a local chiropractor.
I should have listened when the old Chinese guy back there told me to never feed it after midnight.
Nice rack — I’d hit that.
Actual (albeit slightly guilty) LOL!
I love this new super power app!
Lost without her red badge the former hill intern wonders how she got to China.
“rant: when I finally got the bike out, turns out it wasn’t mine but somebody else’s! embarrassing!
rave: P90X”
“Crud, OK I can track this theif. What’s the name of that app again? Find My Bike?”
hmmm, i probably shouldn’t have put my purse there…
After one Potbelly’s sandwich too many, Julia woke up on a busy sidewalk, with a sore head and no memory of how her head had shattered a bike rack.
Jenny’s feeble attempt at Urban Sculpture was entiteld “Red Pole”.
Slanted Bike? There’s a rack for that.
Like!
How do I explain to my insurance agent that my dinosaur broke a bike rack…?
Susan’s purse had grown so large that it knocked over a bike rack, a trash can, and a left arm.
Chinatown Hoodrat Bicycle Thieves (CHBT) strike again. We can destroy your Dragon Bike Racks with our Shaolin techniques.
Jenny was confused about how to get a free PoP shirt, so she tried to stage a hilarious photo to be featured in the comment contest. But alas, the giant hippo in the lemur costume was too heavy for the bike and all hell broke loose. And the f#*&ing photographer showed up late, so all we got was this mildly curious aftershot.
I heard Obama was lunching at Potbelly’s. He must be using his invisible powers today, I just ran into his very heavy invisible bike.
Siri, please find my bicycle.
The new heavy duty bike locks bring “Heavy duty” to a new level.
Though smuggling the abandoned lion cub home on her trip to Kenya 5 years prior seemed like a good idea at the time, Rachel was now dreading the awkward phone call she would soon have to make to both the police department and nearby elementary school.
+1
Undercover in her civilian clothes, Wonder Women brought unwanted attention to herself when DC’s bike rack was unable to handle the weight of her Invisible Bicycle.
Should I add an Instgram filter to the broken bike rack picture I’m uploading to the DC311 App?
Haha. Love it.
Even a bike lock couldn’t keep Molly safe from thieves.
Hey mom, looks like I’m going to be late. I had this great plan to keep the Chinatown bus from leaving while I grabbed a sandwich, but it didn’t work…
Miranda begins to suspect that the Ancient Chinese Secret has nothing to do with Calgon, but everything to do with a basement at the Alamo.
Only Sara was surprised to see that even the bike racks lean to the left in DC.