If you have an electric toothbrush that takes batteries, put fresh batteries in and put on a new brush. Man, it is like going to the dentist. Very nice.
Random
Or maybe not so random. Have you noticed that the guy handing out the Express at the Petworth Metro has been shirking his duties lately? Now don’t me wrong, I really like him, he’s always been very friendly. I’ve just found over the last week or so he now leaves a stack of papers on the floor near the escalator instead of handing them out. I realize I am being profoundly lazy complaining about having to bend over to pick up a paper but he used to hand them out. Maybe I’m being ridiculous and he is just having an off couple of days? How are the Express guys at Columbia Heights Metro? At my terminal stop they are super nice and the Examiner guy too.

These numbers are wild and came out pretty good in the picture. But when you walk up to them you can’t really tell what numbers they are they just look like random circles close up. Only from a few feet away can you actually make out the numbers. What’s even cooler is that when I was close up and stared at the circles for a while I also finally saw a unicorn…and a spaceship.

These ones are really nice. I wonder what they mean. Do they bring you good luck, long life, happiness? Can anyone translate these for me? Of all the ones I’ve seen around town these definitely seem to be the coolest.
Ok, I know when you bring wine to someone’s house you always take the price tag off. But when it is for your own consumption do you take the price tag off as well? I ask this because I had a bottle of port that was just at my house so I didn’t bother to take the price tag off. But every time I poured myself a glass I always felt very awkward, like I was trying to impress myself. And what if you have guests over you wouldn’t leave the price tag on then, right? So what’s the rule do you just always take the price tag off wines?

It was the gourds that won me over…

It says: “It’s easy to ‘love thy neighbor’ with neighbors as nice as you”. For real? I mean can’t you just bake your neighbor a pie or something if you feel that strongly? Cookies are nice too? Hell, you can even shovel their walk but this sign goes too far! You have to draw the line somewhere right?

So is this really how you are going to distinguish your dry cleaning business? Is this go lure in many customers? The tuxedo set? How often do you have to clean your tuxedo anyway? I got a tuxedo off a dead guy (long story) about six or seven years ago and I still haven’t cleaned it yet. Is that wrong? Anyway, if you’re looking to get your tux cleaned this joint is located on 14th St. not too far from the Dunkin Donuts. By the by Reagan National Airport now has a Donkin Donuts too. Nice.

I know it is probably for the kids but Big Bird has always kind of freaked me out. Look at him, he’s got evil in his eyes.

I thought dog houses were mainly used in cartoons. I didn’t know people really had them. I think it’s pretty cool. If you look closely you can even see the dog chilling in this one. That dog seems wicked happy making me question the expression “in the dog house”. You know, it doesn’t seem that bad…