You can see all the entries here. This week’s winner goes to Stacey:

“So, I was supposed to calculate how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop WITHOUT eating it? Bitch.”

Runner up from Anonymous:

“She did not, in fact, know why the caged bird sings, so an experiment was arranged.”

Please email me so I can get you your t-shirts.


At long last now we know what people are talking about when they reference the big chair in Anacostia! Perhaps the most random site I’ve seen in a while.


Ok, it might be apartments but I’m a sucker for old school fire escapes.


This is the newly refurbished spot next to Marvin on 14th and U. I ran into one of the construction managers who told me the name of this spot will be Patty Boom Boom. It’ll be a night club/restaurant. The construction manager told me that it still has a long ways to go before it opens. I’ll update as more info becomes available.


I think I know what folks are gonna say about this one… But what has me especially flummoxed is that this building is on the 2100 or 2200 block of O Street which is posh as hell. Here’s a contrast of what it looks like against a dope rowhouse:

But I gotta ask – any fans out there?


These condos are located at 2543 13th Street, NW:


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The flier says:

“Incredible 2-level contemporary townhouse condo in HOT Columbia Heights! Features include bamboo flooring, gas f/p, pocket doors, recessed lighting, exposed brick, open layout, balcony off of master BR, 2 patios, Kohler fixtures, and MORE! Low fees! Almost 1600 sqft! Close to metro! Needs finishing touches and repairs. SOLD STRICTLY AS IS!!”

More info and photos found here.

I first noted this condo because of their prison like doors. But now looking at the photos it looks like they did a good job. Both units have 2 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. I’ve never heard of that before. Unit #1 is offered at $499,000. Unit #2 is offered at $599,000. I’m a little concerned that it says being sold “as is”. Do you think the price reflects that?


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