“Dear PoPville,
Columbia Heights penis window.
Just wanted to report that I was walking down 13th and noticed in the 2100 block 13th Street, NW that someone had taken the glass and screen out of the front window of a row home, hung up what looked like a sheet or a blanket, cut a small hole and presented their erect penis through the hole.
It was around 8:40/8:45 pm. I called the police and am writing in part to encourage others to report similar instances to the police, in the hopes that sexually deviant behavior like this will be reported in the future. Thanks.”