Zoo

BREAKING, we are contractually obligated to say Breaking for all Giant Panda News, National Zoo Alleges “Our two new giant pandas, Bao Li and Qing Bao, have arrived” in Washington DC!


photo via Smithsonian’s National Zoo

Official word from the National Zoo:

“Drum roll please! 🥁🥁🥁 DC’s newest celebearities are HERE! Our two new giant pandas, Bao Li and Qing Bao, have arrived at the Zoo after landing this morning at Dulles International Airport.”

All I see is a giant Fed Ex advertisement with a photo/drawing of a giant panda so STAY TUNED.