
M. writes: “Someone(s?) stole it, moved it a couple blocks and then just absolutely trashed it. It made me smile every time I walked past it and I feel awful for the owner (who had found it by the time i walked past)–earlier pic from happier times included….”

And a more traditional helluva way:

S. sends above from Adams Morgan.
It had been 7 days since our last stolen wheels report(s). You can see some MPD suggestions on ways to prevent a Helluva Way to Wake Up here. Others victims have recommended Rimgard. You can read a Witness Describing a Wheel Theft here.