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“Note: the ceiling is LOW in this unit. The lowest point in about 5’6″ so not suitable for anyone over about 5’3”.

by Prince Of Petworth August 16, 2017 at 12:45 pm 0

hahaha thanks to Tracy for sending:

“Thought this ad was funny. Place sounds nice enough until the last part- must be 5’3″ or shorter to live there because of the low ceilings!”

$1050 / 600ft2 – basement studio in Brookland

Unfurnished basement in law suite for rent in Brookland 0.6 miles from Brookland/CUA metro and on H8 and 80 bus lines. Walk to restaurants, shopping, and the Turkey Thicket rec center. Separate entrance off alley with bathroom, hall and walk in closets, bed nook, full kitchen (with dishwasher + disposal) and washer/dryer, central HVAC. All appliances less than 5 years old and serviced this month. New carpet and freshly painted. All utilities (including wi-fi and basic cable) included.

Three professionals and three dogs live upstairs.
NO smoking.
Pets negotiable with additional security deposit.
Credit check required.
Single tenancy $1050, double $1350. Prefer 1-year lease but open to a shorter term. First month, last month + $350 security to move in. $700 additional security to be paid within the first 60 days.
Available now.
Note: the ceiling is LOW in this unit. The lowest point in about 5’6″ so not suitable for anyone over about 5’3″.

***Showing Wednesday 8/16 & Thursday 8/17– email to make an appointment! ***”

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