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  • jzdc

    Now, how do you like them apples?!?

  • washington20009

    Fake juice.

  • U neighbor

    Only at Costco!

  • Ben

    Alternative fruit

    • Anon

      Ha! Good one.

  • Lola

    Grapes of wrath

  • Mug of Glop

    These grapes are huge – the biggest you’ve ever seen! Regular grapes: low energy; no stamina, very soft. My grapes: hard shell, very robust, makes the best wine anyone’s ever seen – the most beautiful bottles, too!

  • FED

    Alternative Facts 101

  • Tsar of Truxton

    Tiny hands, giant grapes

    • Ben

      Ha! Just made me think – “The world according to Trump’s hands”

  • bje22201

    Nobody wants to buy those fancy $100 grapes.

  • I Dont Get It

    Covfefe grapes.

  • saf

    That Miracle-gro really worked!

  • PetworthGuy

    Artificial growth hormones is a hoax

  • angry_asian_girl

    Russian hacking at its best.

  • Peater

    “When life hands you grapes, make watermelons”

  • KenyonDweller

    Horizon Grapes–fortified with DHA Omega-3 Schizochytrium! Promotes brain health!

  • That One Guy

    Betsy Devos education plan in action. It’s working people.

    • Ehdc

      Or maybe “Devos’ education plans already bearing fruit?”

  • Hookdntx

    Probably sour.

  • NW DC

    OMG The mislabled fruit riddle in real life!

  • anon

    Why Trump Wines suck.

  • anon

    They self identify as grapes. Who are you to judge?

  • David G.

    You should see the size of our watermelons!

  • JB

    He referred to my grapes, if they’re small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”

  • MPLady

    When you tell them, just don’t fat-shame.

  • dcanon

    Customers told ABC news they witnessed President Trump hiding behind the bakery isle, snickering at confused customers, proud of his apparent success at convincing the public “organic farming” is a hoax.

  • Hookdntx

    Grape Expectations

  • ENPetworth

    Alternative Snacks

  • Blake

    Grape Scott!

  • AnonG

    Organic grapes. Not grown with synthetic fertilizer. Why do you ask?

  • AnonG

    Would you rather have one watermelon-sized grape or one hundred grape-sized watermelons?


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