Today’s Rental “WILL NOT LAST”

This rental is located at 3051 Idaho Ave, NW. The Craigslist ad says:

“$900 / 1br – FANTASTIC NATURE VIEWS FROM TOP FLOOR ONE BEDROOM

THIS ONE WILL NOT LAST
QUIET PEACEFUL NATURE VIEWS FROM VERY LARGE 1 BEDROOM
HAS NEWER APPLIANCES, EAT-IN KITCHEN, PANTRY
LOTS AND LOTS OF CLOSETS WITH VERY LARGE LIVING ROOM
PRIVACY, BALCONY
NEAR METRO, METRO BUS STOPS IN FRONT AND IS ALSO REGULAR BUS
NEAR GROCERY
PARK WITH POOL AND GYM RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET
FORWARD ME YOUR EMAIL FOR MORE DETAILS
RENT INCLUDE ALL UTILITIES”