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Why I Love DC Vol. 1055

by Prince Of Petworth March 30, 2017 at 12:30 pm 7 Comments

pub bathroom

The newspaper above the urinal at the Black Rooster Pub is the A section. Not the sports section (though you can find it on another wall), not the style section – the A section. Awesome.

I think this is what bothers me so much about the new President and many of his defenders. 1+1 does not equal 3. We know this in DC. 1+1=2 is not fake news. We know this in DC. It’s maddening to have an argument with someone who insists 1+1=3. If you want to say 1+1=4-2 fine. We can argue about how we get there. But 1+1 simply does not equal 3. So God bless The Real DC for putting the A section over the urinals so we can prepare ourselves for proper debates.

  • LCK

    “Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two makes four. If that is granted, all else follows.”

  • MadMax

    I think what you meant to say was 1+1 = platypus

  • Anonymous

    I think we should be letting the states decide what 1+1 is equal to. DC will of course simply be told by Congress.

  • Ben

    Ha – reminds me of this young staffer I saw entering the bar last Friday.
    Young Staffer, yelling to his friends as he walked in: “We woooon! We wooooonnnn!!”
    Young staffer proceeds to high five his friends
    (Me, assuming he’s talking about his march madness team)
    Young Staffer: “They withdrew the healthcare bill, we wooonnnn!!!”

  • J Street

    Amen!

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