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  • saf

    Hey, I met Nixon. Of COURSE I came back to meet Trump!

  • L

    Elvis is a big fan of mine, huge fan. HUGE.

  • Petworth Pal

    A million women marching and not even Elvis could get laid.

  • textdoc

    Elvis has left the building (and is standing in the street).

  • U neighbor

    White House releases photo confirming the first row was in fact CIA staff.

  • “Casino magnate in charge here now? Has a weakness for junk food? Step aside – I got this!”

  • zandunga

    Alternative Fact: Elvis performed at Trump’s Inauguration.

    • TBD

      yes!

    • ChillyDC

      Winner!

    • bv1837

      yes!

  • Ms. D

    You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
    Cryin’ all the time
    You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
    Cryin’ all the time
    Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
    And you ain’t no friend of mine
    .
    Well they said you was high-classed
    Well, that was just a lie
    Yeah they said you was high-classed
    Well, that was just a lie
    Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
    And you ain’t no friend of mine
    .
    I mean, The King pretty much so said it himself…

  • Ron

    Elvis wonders why everyone is staring at a little rectangular device that seems to control their lives.

  • Ron2

    Hip before hipsters

  • madmonk28

    Even accounting for the fact that its Elvis we’re talking about here, he has not aged well.

  • maxwell smart

    Alternative-fact: Elvis is alive

    • madmonk28

      gets my vote.

    • LP

      LOL I was going to write the same thing. Great minds!

  • Michael Pierce

    CPT. TCB. PCP!

  • AJSE

    Just a hunka, hunka burnin limo

  • PetworthGuy

    Trump has officially sent us back to the 50’s….

    • LittleBluePenguin

      +1

    • Gumball

      Was going to submit something similar so I’ll just vote for this!

  • Mug of Glop

    His Holiness the Pope took full advantage of the new Vatican Sunglass Hut.

  • Idontgetit

    The most visible and powerful entertainer in the world is in DC. So is Elvis.

  • Alex

    Holy Shit…Spicer was right!

  • JB

    ThinKING has left the building

  • LP

    America’s aristocracy is alive and well – long live The King!

  • Leah K.

    uh huh…..All shook up.

  • ehdc

    At the Women’s March, it was Elvis who mattered the most.

  • AnonG

    Impersonator or “alternative celebrity”?

    • textdoc

      Hahaha!

  • RealityCheckDC

    Wow! Look at the egocentric attention-grabber walking next to the limo.

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