PoPville Photo Archives Caption Contest

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by Prince Of Petworth January 10, 2017 at 10:05 pm 37 Comments

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Photo by PoPville flickr user Joe Flood

Your captions in the comments and winners (free PoP t-shirts) picked Friday. If you find a caption particularly funny be sure to let me know in the comments so I can select a reader pick too.

Josh

Vlad the Impaler getting ready for the inauguration.
Josh

millennial jungle gym
Tall E

The new federal office buildings under the republican regime.
Anon

The most transparent the incoming administration will ever be
Ron

Ground broke today on the Trump hotel replacing the Washington Monument.
Anonp

Contractors stop work on Mexican border wall after Trump refuses to pay them.
Jen

Six in a row! We win!
Khris

“This thing is yuge!”
Tsar of Truxton

“I want you to build the yugest Inauguration stage ever!” -The Donald
“Sir, are you sure that won’t be perceived as over compensating for something?” -Kelley C.
“Don’t tell me what to do! You’re fired!” -The Donald
Crittenden Res

The only portion of Trump’s DC hotel that was fully paid.
FED

They took the Holman rule to another level.
SCS

Sleek, ultra-modern new condos available now. Minimalist design in incredible location with 360 degree views. Starting at $1.1
spc

Completely biased and sad representation of US manufacturing by the overrated, yet failing, CNN. Horrible!
Mug of Glop

Hollywood Squares goes 3D in the Nation’s capital in 2017!
Joe C

Mexico is gonna reimburse us for this, right?
I Dont Get It

“This photo needs something…hmm…maybe a cat. YES, A CAT AS A PIRATE!!!! Lupè get in here, NOW!”
Hookdntx

A man’s mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a tower — Rudyard Kipling
flieswithhoney

The new minimalist MLK library will feature craft cocktails and locally grown pipe shelving.
victoriadear

Flap like a birdie, step in time
Flap like a birdie, step in time
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
Flap like a birdie, in time

Up on the railing, step in time
Up on the railing, step in time
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme
Up on the railing step in time
Gregg

Trump supporters began building the wall. Fortunately non of them had ever taken a math class so they couldn’t figure out how to build it in a straight line.
- Gregg
  
  *none
Peater

The remaining players of Pokémon Go. Anything for a Pikachu.
NAK

Human Jenga Live
Alex

The Trump Cabinet nominees are going to great lengths to avoid Ethics disclosures
KenyonDweller

Chump Tower
apers

When they go low, we go high.
minkin

The wall to keep Maryland drivers out is not going as planned
Bloomy

Already started construction on Trump Shower.
Craig B

With on the the T and part of the R completed atop his newest development, Trump realized the unintended consequences tightening immigration and border security had on his vision for a living “T-R-U-M-P” sign.
- Craig B
  
  * “With only the…”
Erin M

When the inaugural workers were asked their opinions on trump, as a group, they broke out into dance and replied “He’s a cold hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Uh-oh, he’s been telling lies”
Sue

Developers rush to complete another pop-up before DC Council bans them.
former petworth

They’re building the stage and tickets are going fast! Come see the hit Broadway musical ‘Urinetown’ opening next Friday right here in Washington, DC!
Matt 23457

Trumps team takes a well deserved break after putting the final touches on their detailed plan for replacing Obamacare.
DC

Construction workers took the mannequin challenge to new heights
MBru

Hollywood Squares in the Age of Trump.
Anon

Scaffolding is very very good. Amazing. Floors and walls are totally overrated.

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