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  • DC er

    Please Donald. Watch your tweets!

  • Anong

    Minor not enjoying E-minor

    • HillEaster

      +1

  • andy

    HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY SECRET FLOOR IN TRUMP TOWER LITTLE GIRL?

  • Former Perwerth

    I knew it, Drain-the-swamp Thing is not a bust, but a tremendously classy and full bodied bust.

  • Laura Hayes

    How did I end up inside the Lorax’s Movember challenge?

  • dcd

    “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain? It’s Steve Bannon! WTF!!”

  • Thrilled as she was to bid correctly on the dinette set, Harper couldn’t help but feel anxious as the yodeling mountain climber approached the cliff…

  • DK

    Who let Trump decorate in here?! The gold is so loud!

  • Mug of Glop

    Girl in Egad

  • Hookdntx

    At this year’s inauguration, Tina choose to protect her ears and sacrifice her retinas. There are only so many things you can protect yourself from with two hands

  • llinds

    Mom! 2016 is doing it again!

    • Emmaleigh504

      lol

  • t-digs

    Despite draping her room in high density photon blocking material. Little Patty could not stop the will of Trump from entering her mind.

  • Lola

    It was only a matter of time before he gold-plated the White House.

  • Alex

    In a more recent version of Willy Wonka they’ve added an 8th sin and it’s Donald Trumps NY Penthouse!

  • S

    Filming for Bruno Mars’ next hit video: “24K Ginger”.

  • V

    Not a submission, but a comment: GREAT show at the Hirshhorn, everyone should stop by and check it out. Ragnar Kjartansson.

    • Mug of Glop

      Agreed!

  • M

    Katie wasn’t yet sure she liked the new Administration’s mandated redesign of her school.

  • Sully

    ON ON HE SENDS, TO NEVER END
    HIS DUMBASS TONE TO EVERY HOME
    DING-A-LING-A-LING-A-LING DING DONG
    DING-A-LING-AL-ING DING-A-LING-A -LING

  • Michael

    Hey Trump! Be quiet up their on your golden toilet! There are children down here!

  • BBNE

    Kanye, you are not well. Please just stop talking.

  • DCrrican

    As horrifying as it was to be trapped inside Trump’s hair, the little girl was further appalled by the non sense coming out of his puny brain.

  • JR

    Mommy, what has President Trump done to the East Room?

  • Michael Scarn

    You jump to the right and you shake a hand, then you jump to the left and you shake their hand. You meet new friends and you tie some yarn. And that’s how you do the Scarn

  • Beau

    “Loud IS a synonym for garish!”

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