• Anonymous

    Time to move to Canada, eh?

  • Anong

    Setting an alarm for 2020

  • Alex

    And it all goes to hell in 3…2…

  • AG

    Just received another Obama Biden meme from Uncle Joe

  • bv1837

    Is it time for my afternoon animal fix yet?

    • wdc


    • satingermandingo


  • maxwell smart

    Synchronize your watches. The future’s coming back…

  • U st

    15 more steps until 10,000.

  • Ron

    And now, the end is near;
    And so I face the final curtain.
    My friend, I’ll say it clear,
    I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.

    I’ve lived a life that’s full.
    I’ve traveled each and every highway;
    And more, much more than this,
    I did it my way.

  • Common Sense

    Almost time for America to be made great again

    • que


  • Mayhemnsuz

    Where’s Joe? He’s late, and I promised him ice cream, too.

  • aknomad

    JOE!!!!! Stop changing my watch to Russia Standard time !

    • Anons

      Haha – Joe is such a trickster!

  • Hookdntx

    It has been about 48 seconds since my replacement has offended someone, That’s a new record!

  • U Streeter

    Too soon.
    **statement, not submission**

    • MeMe


  • skj84

    Countdown to the apocalypse!

  • ***

    “I’m calling it. USA. Time of death….”

    • Gumball


    • U Streeter


    • madmonk28


      • Traveler


    • Emmaleigh504


  • MOKA

    ….Hmmmm…How many days until January 20, 2017?……

  • I Dont Get It

    Have you noticed how big my hands are?

    • OffTheAvenue


  • FridayGirl

    “That’s the Donald, tweeting again…”

  • elizml

    Only 1,550 hours until this is not my problem anymore.

  • William

    How much longer until I can start smoking again???

  • Dang, stopped again…thanks, me!

  • albany

    Man weekend with Joey B in t-minus three hours…

  • Jan 20, 2017 – 9:01am

    – I knew they were all talk. 30 more seconds and I’m calling it.

    “Michelle, girls,… lets unpack those boxes.”

  • dcd

    “Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’, into the future.”

  • Anonymouse

    Is it 2020 yet?

  • Anonymouse2

    One week down. 216 more to do.

    • Anonymouse2

      To go!!! One week down, 216 more to go.

  • nspDC

    My next Biden meme drops in t-minus, 4, 3, 2…

  • SS

    Oh look, its F*** This Shit O’clock!

    • Anonamom

      +1 and actual LOL

    • OffTheAvenue

      I LOL’d too!

    • jenster8dc

      Okay, this one is my favorite. Love this.
      And I want a watch that says that.

    • Mars


  • Sully

    Has someone assasinated Donald? He hasn’t tweeted something stupid in the last 30 seconds.

  • Michael

    [email protected] Fitbit! Smoking starts …now.

  • cflogancircle

    “Well, that’s my cue – good luck with that, America.”

  • Mug of Glop

    I’mma get so many steps on my way the hell out of here. Beat that, Rahm!

  • jsauri

    Did I already set my watch back an hour or not?

  • crates

    It looks like somebody set this thing back 50 years instead of one hour.

  • Banananonymous

    I just got Joe’s text on my I-watch. What is a broths?


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