Today’s Rental was “completely renovated in 2016”

by Prince Of Petworth June 29, 2016 at 2:35 pm 17 Comments

2320 North Capitol Street Northwest

This rental is located at 2320 North Capitol Street, Northwest. The listing says:

“3-4 Bedroom house completely renovated in 2016 – ALL NEW appliances, paint, systems, etc. Hardwood floors, 3 bedrooms up with 2 bathrooms, possible bedroom area on loser level with half bath. Half bath on first floor, large deck, parking & interior garage in rear.”


You can see more photos here.

This 3-4 bed/2.5 bath is going for $3,800/Mo.

  • B’dale Res

    “loser level” Very nice….

    • Bloomy

      I lol’d!

  • CRT

    Wow – I know living in the basement is sad, but just calling it the loser level seems like taking honesty in sales a bit too far.

    • Anon Spock

      Or a typo for lower. Proofreading goes a long way.

    • Formerly ParkViewRes

      Seriously laughing hahahaha

    • textdoc

      Actual LOL.

  • transplanted

    The roof of the porch seems tilted.

    • Anonymous

      That’s probably just the gutter that’s tilted so the water gets to the downspout.

  • Kate

    “3-4 bed” Nope. It is either a 3 bedroom house or a 4 bedroom house. Not both.

    • Anon Spock

      3 actual bed upstairs+possible 4th on lower level.

      • Bloomy

        loser level.

      • Kate

        If it’s not a legal bedroom, they should not advertise it as such. It’s a 3 bed plus den/finished basement/whatever–not a “3 or 4 bedroom.” Lazy, deceptive advertising.

        • textdoc

          At least this one isn’t quite as outrageous as the “1- or 2-bedroom apartment” from the other week that wasn’t even a true “1-bedroom plus den” — the second “bedroom” option was the living room!!

        • HaileUnlikely

          They should just make the headline “Illegal 4th Bedroom Included!”

          • HaileUnlikely

            “Illegal 4th Bedroom on Loser Level!”

  • Planner

    The house seems pretty nice, but that stretch of North Capitol is really busy. I am not sure I’d like to live right on it, especially at that price.

  • figby

    Damn, I wish someone would for once renovate an historic old town house with a bunch of bland, open-plan modern aesthetics and recessed lighting.

    Oh wait — everyone literally did, every time!


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