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PoPville Photo Archives Caption Contest

by Prince Of Petworth June 21, 2016 at 10:05 pm 32 Comments

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Your captions in the comments and winners (free PoP t-shirts or tote bags) picked Friday. If you find a caption particularly funny be sure to let me know in the comments so I can select a reader pick too.

Ed. Note: This is from a firebox conversion in Kalorama and it always cracks me up when I see it – thought it’d make a good contest but we’ll see!

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  • d

    A young Donald sitting for a portrait. The artist was fired for her portrayal of his hands and junk, despite assurances from the Donald that there would “be no problem there.”

  • Shawboy

    19th Century Sexting

  • textdoc

    Though the Phillips Collection is best known for Renoir’s “Luncheon of the Boating Party,” in a back room you can find its transgressive companion piece — the gender-role-reversing “This One Time At Band Camp.”

  • skj84

    “Paint me like one of your French Boys Rose!”

  • skj84

    “Paint me like one of your French boys!”

  • Ron

    It’s not the size of the piccolo, it’s how you play it.

  • CwjCP

    Jack, now it’s my turn to paint you like one of your French girls.

  • Andy

    Before there was Snapchat

  • anonymous

    Not to toot my own horn, but hey I’m blessed!

  • madmonk28

    Could you drink that somewhere else? I’m trying to paint a still life of that vase over there.

    • anon

      My fave!

      • pmccluredc

        Excellent.

  • G

    Samuel and Diantha took bottomless brunch to a whole new level

  • spookiness

    Something something about flute lessons.

  • S

    D*ick pics have come a long way…

  • General Grant Circle

    James Joyce was never pleased with how the first “Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man” turned out

    • saf

      I love this!

  • “It was either this or an unpaid internship.” Bobby reflects on his recent move to DC.

  • Alex

    The Pied Piper has come a long way from luring rats and children!

  • anonymous

    “The rent was reasonable and included a parking space. In Our Town, that was worth obliging the landlady’s occasional request for assistance with with odd jobs. But I had other reasons for agreeing to today’s request. After a long day spent planning direct mail campaigns to separate scared old people from their money in the cause of progressivism, I felt naked anyway. I felt ugly. She said I looked young.”

  • oof

    “I’m glad you could come by. I was soooo bored. Houma said I have to stay in here until December.”

  • apes

    That’s….not a knee.

    • pmccluredc

      Obviously! :-)

  • I Dont Get It

    You’ll get paid for being an artist he said. It will be all rainbows and unicorns he said. And here I sit for the third time this month painting another Pan wanna-be blowing a serape out of his ass!

  • Let’s see who has more artistic ability – you do your painting and I will play the skin flute.

  • JB

    The very first Logan Circle prostitution sting

  • Bloomy

    Wow: a tiger rug?!

  • S

    We’re gonna need a bigger canvas.

  • Burt

    Ummmm, pointalism!

  • pmccluredc

    Alice Spikes Barney’s Drink

  • pmccluredc

    Kalo-Banana-Rama

  • pmccluredc

    When Alice met Longworth

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