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  • Jerry Grundle

    “Don’t shoot!”

  • textdoc

    See no evil, hear no evil, poop no evil.

  • Eric

    ‘I wonder if my poop smells worse than the Poop at Nick’s Riverside’

  • lil homey

    moment word got around the zoo

    • Sean

      +1. But also…too soon.

    • stacksp


  • Ms. D

    Hmm…not what I expected from that fate line.

  • OGPS

    What is so special about staring at my hand like those tall hairless apes?

  • dcd

    That woman poops in her pants, and I’M the animal?

  • elizml

    When watching grass grow is more satisfying than waiting for Metro

  • anon

    man, that’s some good grass

  • Hookdntx

    #Facepalm? I still don’t get that hashtag

  • Diane

    Take a left here? WTF Google maps!

  • Fairmont

    Still trying to figure out what humans think is so special about smoking this stuff

  • anonymous

    Please don’t shoot me

  • Druwbreezy

    I thought they said the grass was greener on the other side…

  • jenster8dc

    Kids are getting into grass earlier and earlier, man.

  • anonymous

    “Eventually, every single thing that I love will naturally die. I love this grass.”

  • Mike Honcho

    “Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands — ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”

  • Y.U. Parcthar

    “of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world – she walks into mine.”

  • Y.U. Parcthar

    “Mind if I do a J?”

  • jdc

    So, if i climb into an adult human enclosure, they’ll shoot the human, right?

  • MVT

    Props to angela n. This picture is just awesome. She should win.

  • General Grant Circle

    The obligatory:
    “Are these small hands? Look at these hands. These hands are yuuggee”

  • Joe C

    This grass is even better than the banana I got from the Kush Gods car.

  • Tall E

    “Hey, it’s medicinal, that’s allowed on federal land!”

    Great photo.

  • llinds

    Reading WMATA’s SafeTrack plan like how am I supposed to get to work on time?

  • “My allergies must be really bad this year if I’m starting to sneeze out grass also.”

  • anon

    We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your hands

  • Sean

    Mayor Bowser has promised a study to consider creating a taskforce to address the rising threat of “synthetic grass” at the National Zoo.

  • KaloramaRama

    “My precioussssss…. [coughs uncontrollably]”

  • PB

    “They call them fingers, but I never see them fing.”

    • MtPForMe

      Beat me to it!

  • akoyasyd

    Do not try to bend the hand. That’s impossible. Instead…only try to realize there is no hand.

  • JeffryG

    Oh thumb… why won’t you oppose?

  • The NeighborHood Reporter

    ” Waiting on this sneeze is like waiting for Metro “


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