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  • Sheik Yerbouti

    Look at my hands. You think they’re small hands? I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.

    • ajr

      LOL

    • Smilla

      Winner, winner, squirrel dinner! Plus an extra point for the punny user name.

  • Andy

    Hillary’s explanation for the lost emails was met with some skepticism at FBI headquarters.

  • jrodgers

    “Excellent. Plenty of room for a pop-up on this property.”

  • Anon

    Dad always said to “stay off the pole.” But this squirrel’s gotta eat. Up I go.

  • zandunga

    Protesters are getting smaller and smaller.

  • Mug of Glop

    Getting things set up early for the big Festivus in July celebration.

  • tonyr

    So long and thanks for all the nuts

  • CS

    Finding she couldn’t make ends meet as a DC for $15 canvasser, Sue Squirrel took to the pole in order to bring home the nuts.

  • Nancy

    Club Squirrly – best pole dancers in the park.

  • JP

    If Trump builds a wall, I will build a rocketship.

  • We never took the war on squirrels seriously because they had no flag. They have one now… scared yet?

  • jzdc

    Following Trump’s GOP nomination, Deez Nuts poll numbers continue to climb.

    • General Grant Circle

      +1

    • mdtodc

      oh. this is good.

  • Anon H St

    I know what it looks like, Martha, but the listing on PoPville said it was a fireman’s pole!

    • +1

    • textdoc

      Doggone it! Great minds think alike. ;)

  • textdoc

    Today’s rental tree has a fireman’s pole, so you can slide down from your upper-branch loft space.

  • I Dont Get It

    “I’m a tightrope walker, not a pole dancer, dammit! Stop playing with the camera orientation!”

  • Captain Obvious

    Excelsior!!

  • stcohi

    “I’m going to have to pay for rodental school somehow”

  • Leah K

    Squirrel on his way to his first day of work at the start-up incubator WeRNutz, contemplates the popular notion that you have to take the stairs to success, there is no elevator…but they never mentioned poles…

  • JS

    We lower our flags to half mast for Sammy… We begged him to take the pigeon deal with the cars, but he kept saying “we have no deal with THEM!”

  • bruno

    Ladies and Gentleman! Azalea! The pole dancing squirrel!

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